Rezz Sold Out Her Branded “Hypno Dildo” in Under 30 Minutes

Rezz told her fans to go f*** themselves this Valentine's Day—literally.

Many moons ago, concert merch tents had much more to offer other than overpriced baseball jerseys that fall apart in a matter of hours and pashminas that will never be washed or worn during anything holy. Thankfully, Rezz stands before her peers with a unique item that will help fans find inner peace in a way that questionably produced clothing items cannot.

Released this week was the limited edition, Rezz-branded "Erotic Hypnotic Dildo." Yes, you read that right. Made of silicon and washable for repeated pleasure, the sex toy features a red base, emblems shaped like Rezz's goggles and a logo inside its seven-inch transparent shaft.

With Valentine’s Day approaching & a HIGHLY demanded item by fans… I
Introduce THE HYPNO DILDO. LIMITED EDITION. OUT NOW.
Pics in the link ;)https://t.co/9QXdA2vj3n pic.twitter.com/96xDadYaD4

— RΞZZ (@OfficialRezz) February 12, 2024

Seeing as fans of Rezz are some of the most feral on the festival circuit, the new toy unsurprisingly sold out in less than 30 minutes, leading to the announcement that her team is now discussing a successor.

Although many fans were disappointed after being shafted due to the rapid sellout, Rezz offered consolation by revealing the release date of the titular track from her upcoming album, CAN YOU SEE ME?. The song will release this Friday, February 16th.

Due to insanely high demand for the hypno dildo there are already discussions about making a v2 & potentially even having them in local sex shops. patience in the mean time, to hold everyone over & there is a new song this Friday. LOL https://t.co/4bRzzGbsgE

— RΞZZ (@OfficialRezz) February 12, 2024

Fans can now pre-save CAN YOU SEE ME?, Rezz's fourth full album, ahead of its scheduled release on March 14th. She's said the album will feature the "heaviest tracks" she has produced.

Although it's long since sold out, you can view the product page for Rezz's "Erotic Hypnotic Dildo" here.

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